Saturday, November 04, 2006

If You Build It, Dudes Will Come




There was a time when the Dude center of gravity was in the heartland, back when dudes spanned America from California to Massachusetts, and the central meeting place was Illinois, or in this case, Iowa. So the dudes made pilgrimmage to the Field of Dreams, and found it to be the biggest disappointment since Weitao's grandparents built Imperial Palace. But at least there was a real field of dreams that didn't let us, or JR, down. And it also bears the distinction of the only Dudemania where all dudes made money at a casino, or in this case, a riverboat in Dubuque. And all it took was one general apiece.

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