After some competitive voting, here are this week's honorees for Un-Athletes of the Week
1) The Chicago Bears: Keith Olbermann and Deadspin pointed out this sign that some jackass brought to Soldier Field last Sunday. That sign deserves hardly any comment, but needless to say, I will be rooting hard for the Colts in a week and a half.
1) The Hooded Sweatshirt: First, way to stay classy with Eric Mangini; and second, way to preserve that classy reputation with Peyton Manning. In a few weeks, the Hooded Sweatshirt has gone from a much revered football genius to an unapologetic curmudgeon. For more on the Hooded Sweatshirt, and the travails of Committee favorite Brian Kane coaching girls basketball, click here.
Finally, a word on former Athlete of the Week Agent Zero. Despite Izzy's protestations, Agent Zero is fricking awesome; I love that guy. Read the section of his Wikipedia entry on "Gilbertology", if you don't like him after that; well, you might not be a dude after all.