If we're talking about Kelly Kapowski's top-10 moments, well, let me remind you about the time she mini-golfed with a certain handsome, multiple-time winner of the Dude Masters. I was living in Los Angeles at the time, and some friends went out for some classic fun. I was told that the course we were playing was originally made famous as the site of Daniel and Ali's first date in The Karate Kid, but that rumor proved to be unfounded. Anyway, my friends and I were golfing when we get stuck behind a slower group. And then another group got stick behind us. As we all mingled waiting to tee off, I suddenly saw her: a vision of loveliness… the one, the only, Kelly Kapowski. She bummed a cigarette off one of my friends, but then the magic happened. The two of us were examining the next hole, and before I knew it, we were discussing strategy. Now, it only lasted 15 seconds*, but how often do you get to discuss miniature golf with a graduate of Bayside High? I mean, other than Screech?
Unfortunately, all this sexy mini-golf talk wasn't enough for me to win her heart. She went home with the grungy guy she came with, and I went home alone to play with my putter. On our way out, we also sawTobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst about to play a round. And while surely Spiderman was going home with the hotter girl, I like to think I went home with the better putt-putt score.
*Coincidentally, that's exactly how long the sex would have lasted, had she found me attractive.