Well dudes, the reputation and sanctity of America's favorite football superhero just took another blow to the eye - Tom Brady is fathering a child out of wedlock with someone he has no plans of marrying. One would have thought that it would be difficult to ever mention Tom Brady and Shawn Kemp in the same sentence; but in this instance, DudeSpin has done it! And I don't think DudeSpin will be the only Blog to run out this SAT question:
Tom Brady is to Bridget Moynahan as Kevin Federline is to:
(a) Britney Spears
(b) Bald Britney Spears
(c) Trailer Trash Britney Spears
(d) All of the Above
And a final thought: I'm guessing a condom wasn't one of the five layers of protection offered by Visa?