Thursday, March 08, 2007
The Brady Bunch
This story sounds like a broken record, or perhaps just a broken condom...
As it becomes increasingly apparent that I am the only Dude who actually works at his job, I finally felt the need to return to DudeSpin when I read that Tom Brady might be having another baby with another woman.
I've long argued that Joe Montana's Super Bowl records are in serious danger, but now it seems Shawn Kemp's records might fall as well. According to a Brazilian website, Tom's latest flame is also pregnant, just weeks after it was announced that his old girlfriend will be bringing a little Tom into the world.
Now I don't know if "Brazillian website" is an accurate source, but I do know if Tom keeps up this pace, the future will be populated entirely by incredibly hot people. My unborn children will have plenty of eye-candy in the year 2025!