Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Joe-for-Two... Boyle Stays

Tylwalk-stopper and G-successor Joanne Boyle has agreed to an extension with Cal. Joe Alleva failed to land the best candidate (surprise!) and will surely now find a personal friend of his from some no-name school in western North Carolina. In sadder news, Boyle used the journey against us, saying, "It wasn't that I didn't feel like I could be at Duke. I feel my journey is at Cal. You've got to follow your heart."

5 comments:

The Dude said...

Joe Must Go!!!
Undude is back!!!
Where do we go next?

The Franchise said...

I think the headline "Joe-for-Two" is the greatest thing I've seen on this blog in a while... and that manga-style Dice-K drawing is a close second! Nice work Undude!

ThadisRad said...

I knew I couldn't disappoint when making my long awaited return to DudeSpin.

Head Dude said...

When the Undude speaks, people listen.
Unfortunately when Broadway speaks, people run. Unless they're his friends.

Grizzly said...

I have a question... how much basketball knowledge can be found in the head of one Fred Goldsmith?