Perhaps it was fate that on a rainy night, Big Red broke down next to a sub shop. While licking my wounds and waiting for a ride, I scanned the N&O sports section and discovered an ad for the First Annual Shavlik Randolph Basketball Camp! That's right, for only $200 campers can hone their skills with one of America's best. The ad also included a quote, where Shav insists that with God's help, you can accomplish anything, adding at the end, it's all about the journey. That's right sports fans, Shav has finally understood the Gospel of G.
And while the ad does not explicitly state so, it can be assumed that campers better not bring their gayness on the counselors.