Can Mark Cuban follow in the footsteps of Emmitt Smith and Apolo Anton Ohno? I doubt it, but in an announcement that Mrs. Franchise has been eagerly awaiting, the cast of the fifth season of Dancing With the Stars was revealed this morning. And, as was rumored, the Mavs owner will be competing for the disco ball trophy against people like Vegas legend Wayne Newton, boxer Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Scary Spice herself, Melanie Brown.
Mrs. Franchise informs me that Cuban's partner, Kym Johnson, is a champion from the Australian version of the show and was runner-up with Joey Fatone last season. Perhaps Cuban can simply buy the show to avoid being voted off!