Sunday, March 30, 2008

A big strike against Obama

Spare me the excuses, but I don't know if I can vote for a man who can't bowl. This damaging video shows our future president bowling multiple gutter balls. How can we expect to be taken seriously as a country when foreign leaders can just hop online and see this? According to reliable North Korean news sources, Kim Jong Il consistently bowls in the 300s.

The video that ends his candidacy?

5 comments:

Big Daddy said...

While I hear what you are saying, I really do think it's unfair to compare Obama to Kim Jong-Il. That man is simply a Freak (way before Jevan Kearse could ever lay claim to the title)

I mean have you seen his golf game? Can you say Tiger Who???

First time he played he had multiple hole-in ones and he regularly shoots 30-40 under par.

Head Dude said...

Well, here's how I see it: We can assume that the Dude taught Obama how to bowl gutter bowls during law school, and while you could look at the fact he couldn't beat the Dude on the Dude's worst day, let's just say Hillary probably wouldn't do much better.

ThadisRad said...

But you can tell McCain knows how to roll!

Big Daddy said...

While a nice "thought experiment" by Undude, this has all become moot.

50 Cent has just switched his support from Clinton to Obama. Do we really need to go through the rigmarole of the rest of the primaries???

The Franchise said...

It's true that 50's endorsement was the one both candidates were really hoping they'd end up with...