Tuesday, August 19, 2008

BREAKING NEWS - Dascenzo steps down

Noted: We interrupt coverage of the Summer Olympics with the stunning news that after 39 years, Frank Dascenzo is hanging up his notepad. Now the question looms ... who will replace him? Will Brill come out of retirement, or will Featherson ascend (or descend) to the throne? Speculation as to Obama's VP choice suddenly has taken a back seat.

1 comment:

Big Daddy said...

Stunning doesn't begin to cover it. I think the whole Democratic Convention takes a back seat...although... well one does have to question the timing. Perhaps Obama has made his VP pick after all.