Wednesday, December 03, 2008

City of Dallas - Again Showing Off Its Renowned Class

Dear Dallas,
Please stick to what you're good at, namely: holding state fairs, erecting Big Tex, cheating to win Stanley Cups, using criminals to win Super Bowls, choking in basketball championship series, and never winning baseball championships.

Please, whatever you do, don't try your hand at international diplomacy.

Sincerely,
Refined Cities

1 comment:

Head Dude said...

Dude, I think you've spent about five times as many days in your life in Dallas as Avery ... we take no ownership of that dude and it sounds like he's on his way out.