Monday, December 29, 2008

Drew Bledsoe Is Not Walking Through That Door!



Well the Cowboys made it easy on everyone this weekend. Instead of losing by inexplicably giving up two long TD runs up the middle on plays where everyone knew the Ravens were running up the middle, the Cowboys saved everyone some heartache by turning the entire second half into extended gargage in a 54644-6 drubbing by the Philadelphia Eagles. At least there's good news - there will not be a disastrous 1st round playoff exit this season.

So what's next? Is Wade staying? Is Tony? Is TO? Is Jessica Simpson? Will the fans begin to clamor for more Brad Johnson? More Roy Williamses? Tune in to find out!!

5 comments:

Head Dude said...

I vote for more Roy Williamses!

The Franchise said...

Yeah, instead of "more cowbell," it's obvious the Cowboys need "more Roy Williams!"

ThadisRad said...

Drew Bledsoe might not walk through the door, but Fred Goldsmith might make a comeback. Bill Belicheat earned rave reviews from the commentators when he called a 3rd down quick kick Saturday, pinning the Bills at the 1. Clearly the rest of the coaching world is finally catching up with good ol' Fred, and I for one think he's the man who could keep TO in line.

Head Dude said...

And the best part is, new head coaches always bring in their former stars. So Zach Thomas would be replaced by Chike Egbuniwe, Corey Proctor by Patrick Mannelly, Barber/Anderson by Lay Marshall/Dawud Rasheed, and Mat McBriar by Boomer.
That would lead to the first 0-20 season in NFL history.

The Franchise said...

Thankfully I can always think about the Lions, Browns, Chiefs, Rams, Broncos, etc. and remind myself that things as a football fan could always be worse!