Drew Bledsoe Is Not Walking Through That Door!

Well the Cowboys made it easy on everyone this weekend. Instead of losing by inexplicably giving up two long TD runs up the middle on plays where everyone knew the Ravens were running up the middle, the Cowboys saved everyone some heartache by turning the entire second half into extended gargage in a 54644-6 drubbing by the Philadelphia Eagles. At least there's good news - there will not be a disastrous 1st round playoff exit this season.

So what's next? Is Wade staying? Is Tony? Is TO? Is Jessica Simpson? Will the fans begin to clamor for more Brad Johnson? More Roy Williamses? Tune in to find out!!

Bassy Returns!!

No, Sebastian Telfair isn't returning to the TimberWolves starting lineup!!

But, Airborne great Vince Oghobaase is returning to Duke for his senior season. Can you say, Lombardi Trophy?

Happy Hanukkah!

This blog have been obviously a bit slow lately, but I wanted to take this opportunity to wish our own Head Dude and all of DudeSpin's Jewish readers a Happy Hanukkah! Although he is a bit slow (and sometimes entirely foregetful!) in replying to text messages sent during Cowboys games, Head Dude has been a rock for this blog since its inception a few years - always quick to lend his insight, comment, wit, and reminder of the various transgressions of various Houston athlete. So to our dearest friend and co-blog author Head Dude & family, have a happiest of Hanukkahs!

Wherefore Art Thou Airborne?

It's a Saturday without Airborne - I'm suffering from withdrawal - help!! How can an Airborne fan deal with this loss for 9 months?

So far, I have:
(1) drawn up plays next season involving Hollingsworth, Lewis and Johnny Williams;
(2) contacted Mel Kiper Jr. about Eron Riley and Michael Tauillilii;
(3) written Kevin White about a pay increase for David Cutcliffe; and
(4) swung by Best Buy to purchase NCAA Football.

Any other suggestions?

City of Dallas - Again Showing Off Its Renowned Class

Dear Dallas,
Please stick to what you're good at, namely: holding state fairs, erecting Big Tex, cheating to win Stanley Cups, using criminals to win Super Bowls, choking in basketball championship series, and never winning baseball championships.

Please, whatever you do, don't try your hand at international diplomacy.

Sincerely,
Refined Cities

All aboard the Houston crackwagon!

Trouble in Texansland, and they don't even win Super Bowls!