Saturday, February 07, 2009

The Ballpark That Syringes Built

After the latest report that Alex Roidriguez tested positive for steroids, the question that begs to be asked is ... did anyone on the Rangers team that season NOT use steroids? Setting aside heavily suspected user Pudge Roidriguez, who had moved on to Florida by the 2003 season, that Rangers squad also boasted: (1) confirmed roid user Ratfael Palmeroid; (2) "everyone knows he's using steroids" Juan Gonroidez; and (3) "most people thinks used steroids" Hank Blaroidck. Who knows, maybe even Chan Ho Park was using??

1 comment:

Head Dude said...

You're lucky Minute Maid Park isn't a glass house ... unless you've suddenly forgotten Caminiti, Bagwell, and Clemens.